About an hour ago I had a misplaced cell phone scare. I seriously felt as if my world was ending. My whole life was freaking flashing before my eyes. I was screaming at myself. I was pulling out my hair. I spent the last 40 minutes in my room doing absolutely nothing productive. I sat there thinking, contemplating my next move.
I thought of every possible explanation of where I could have misplaced it. I retraced my steps for the past 4 hours. I narrowed it down to the only 2 possible places it could’ve dropped. My thoughts then proceeded to what I would do if I ended up misplacing it indefinitely. I thought about all the phones I would want as a replacement, and then I thought about my price range, which then brought my thoughts to Kijiji to buy a used phone, or a refurbished phone which I could hopefully find online. I suddenly remembered that my phone had GPS capabilities, which would unable me to pinpoint the exact latitude and longitude of its whereabouts. That got me to think... if someone had my phone and I pinpointed the location of their house, what would I do? I contemplated contacting the police. I was going to bus there and knock on their door. I was going to do anything possible to get my phone back.
I found my phone in my bag, and I've concluded I’m a total lunatic.
LOL hahahahahaa, i seriously lol'd when i was reading this. i especially like the kijiji idea, and the GPS tracking down, and calling the police hahahaha. I also like how your whole life was flashing before you eyes haha, but if you returned all you AA purchases, you'd be able to buy a glitch free phone! and then i read the last sentence, and i couldn't breathe anymore. tommy, you are indeed a total lunatic.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA this reminds me of my whole stolen camera fiasco XD We're all lunatics deep down
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